At the butcher's

BUTCHER:Do you want any meat today, Mrs.bird?
MRS. BIRD:Yes, please.
BUTCHER:Do you want beef or lamb?
MRS. BIRD:Beef, please.
BUTCHER:This lamb's very good.
MRS. BIRD:I like lamb, but my husband doesn't.
BUTCHER:What about some steak? This is a nice piece.
MRS. BIRD:Give me that piece, please.
MRS. BIRD:And a pound of mince, too.
BUTCHER:Do you want a chicken, Mrs. Bird? They're very nice.
MRS. BIRD:No, thank you.
MRS. BIRD:My husband likes steak, but he doesn't like chicken.
BUTCHER:To tell you the truth, Mrs. Bird, I don't like chicken either!